Dad, are you awake? Is it time to get up yet?
Ugh, no, go away - Please, just give me five more minutes
Okay, but Spongebob's finished. I hope you'll get up soon
Because it sounds like there's crazy tunes coming from the living room
Crazy tunes? That sounds good, let's go have a look
I must have left something on accidentally last night on a loop
But I'm sure I turned it all off, so how could that be?
Dad! My Lego Dimesions portal is flashing at me!
I like that music! Yeah, it's good ain't it Lucas?
But Dad, I don't understand how my portal could do this
It's hurting my eyes! The light is too bright!
It definitely wasn't me playing Lego Dimensions myself last night
I'll turn it off just now Lucas, close your eyes and turn away
And that's a good joke Oscar, well done, very funny!
The Xbox is turned off and it's not even plugged in!
Oh no Dad, look, Lucas just got sucked in!

Aww fuuu... Dad! I mean, aw naw so he did
Your mother will flip her lid if I don't return two kids
There's no way this is real, I don't believe what I'm seeing
Maybe I didn't wake up at all, that's it, I'm still dreaming
But Dad, you are awake! It's 10 o'clock on a Saturday!
Is it actually? I need tae get up earlier, what's rang wi me?
Lots of things, but the last thing to happen
Is your son just disappeared, and you just kept rappin
Come on Dad, what do we do? Aw naw, I was about to ask you
I don't think i've spent nearly enough time as player two
I'd do great if we were playing Quake, but mate I'm following you
You already know all of the buttons and the maps better than I do
This isn't a game Dad! I don't know what you're expectin
But Lucas has just been sucked into another dimension
Jump in the portal to find Lucas, you doofus, jump through this
On the count of 3, count with me, 1-2-3, let's do this!

I'll take your brain to another dimension - this is strange mate, straight perplexing
I'm shape shifting and it's dain my head in - I told you it's not what you're expecting
My hands are plastic and my skin's all yellow - this is fantastic, we're made of lego!
The perfect cover! Let's get my brother, hey ho, let's go
First we need transport! No hassle, I'm a master builder Dad, so
I can craft a vehicle as fast as you can talk and we can blast off
In a spaceship, face it Dad it's gonna be amazing
And I won't need to look at the instructions when i make it!
I'll take apart what's already built, reassemble it with tremendous skill
The kind that you can't learn in school, the kind I learned all by myself
On yersel! I can help, just you tell me what to do
I've got the utmost faith in you, building lego's all you do!
I need over nine thousand pieces to design all the features
But don't let this defeat you Dad, it's easy, I can teach you
Don't worry about the colours, they don't matter, it's no bother
Chaos turned to order, we're gawn ti find your brother

We flew around Bricksburg and Cloud Cuckoo Land
We went back to the future, but they couldn't understand
Where Lucas could have got to, but they said that they would help too
No sight of him in Springfield, but we're doing all we can do
We helped ET to go home with a little help from the Doctor
Who'd been to many timelines, but hadn't seen my brother
We wandered into Hogwarts but no reports on where we'd find him
Despite our highest hopes in "fantastic beasts and where to find them"
Then we fired round the firehouse to have a sly word with slimer
He tried to spook us with his mucus, then he took us to find lucas
He brought us intae gotham city and it wisnae lookin awfy pretty
Arkham had been evacuated and they were ransacking the city
But luckily we were accompanied by the friends we made along the way
No one was afraid, extremely brave, they just all want to find Lucas safe
But what happened will surprise you, we require a different plan
Because the Legion of Doom is approaching, with Lucas in command!

I am Lex Lucas! I am a bad guy! Is that right aye? Yes!
I'll take over the world because I'm the best!
What are you doing Lucas? You must be off your head!
No, but Superman is, I also pulled off his hands and legs!
You've taken this too far lad, the Legion of Doom will go down for their crimes
Get your bags packed lad, I'm gaw hae you hame by bed time
No more bed time! No more anything! I'm the boss, shut up
What a nice spaceship you've got, maybe I should smash it up
This calls for drastic measures, you're telling me, I'm way ahead of you
What do you suggest we do? Shake him through evasive moves
Because we ken what he's capable of dain to you when he's playing with you
Quickly move the spaceship dude, clayface is aiming straight at you!
From the way we flew, we've made it through, Nice one Dad, i might just land
Brilliant, stash the spaceship and formulate the greatest plan
I've made one Dad, it's a blatant fact that lucas is out of luck
Because I've just charged my power-up and this master builder's going to work

You cannot defeat me Lucas, this is not my final form
I think you'll find this fight is wrong, I don't like what we're fighting for
Greed turns brothers against each other, look at the monster that we've uncovered
I know that we sometimes annoy each other, that doesn't matter, I love my brother
Cool Story bro, it's boring though, so i say no!
I don't like people anymore, I want to play, you have to go
Legion of Doom! Get them! The winner gets a medal
You leave me with no other choice - unleash the power of the special!

We clamped the jaws of killer croc, Solved riddlers riddles, got him stopped
Captain Cold was left to thaw, gave bannana bombs to gorilla grodd
Neutralised poison ivy's sting and made the penguin go extinct
Deactivated Sinestro's ring and pinned him in a wrestling ring
The sight was so amazing that brainiac's brain exploded
And nobody looked close to as scared as scarecrow did
Battered the Black Manta and made metallo taste cold steel
Ran both harley quinn and the joker over with the batmobile

Face it Lucas, you're done! I hate you, you're no fun!
Watch it or you're grounded son, my Daddy would have smacked my bum
Over time we've made some changes, I'm really quite ok wae it
What you did was very dangerous, but the most fun I've had in ages
Get your backside in the spaceship, we'll be back in time to play a bit
Dunno what your maw will say to it, but I'll get a laugh explaining it
I don't think we've had a day that's been as insane as this
Today has been my favourite, a movie should be made of this!
Martian boyhunter, employed by the boy wonder
In attack of the annoying brother, then back to enjoy supper
Okay then I give up, I'll get the spaceship started up
And it's really quite a stroke of luck that noone has to tidy up
We flew back to the portal and jumped back into the living room
Lucas was forgiven and a film might just get written soon
But if we make a movie, please let me do all the writing
Because that was just like Dragonball - too much talking, needs more fighting